yes I do exist.

But my place has no net and so I speak as a disembodied voice floating off
of another connection far far away.

How long can this continue?

How many people do I have to talk to at AT & T?
before I start recognizing them?

What a hilariousness story it all is...
if it wasn't so frustrating.

"It should be on the 6th"
The 6th comes and goes..
no net

"Well, it should be on the 13th"
nope

"Well just wait till next Tuesday"

Still waiting on that one.
Forgive me if I don't believe you.
In fact I'm starting to doubt that you even have internet connections
to sell. You're just keeping me on the line while you make me pay for the
time I'm waiting to get something you don't have.

What a clever business strategy.
That 'must' be it, right?

...
Dead Silence.

And a red flashy DSL light.